For parents & couples;
"Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Our parents were never our age."
For Woman;
"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Not all who wander are lost
Stand Back! I have a brain and I'm not afraid to use it.
For Men;
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. She only gargled.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
For most South African's & ALL Government officials;
"Nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Plan A never works. Plan B almost never works. No one ever has a Plan C
Plan to be spontaneous. Tomorrow.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
For the Elderly;
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Never trust a person who isn't having at least one crisis.
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
For the children;
Now is NOT a good time to annoy me.
For meat lovers;
Save the Dolphins? What did the cows do wrong?
For everyone;
Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!
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