She called it "Girly wisdom"

"A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills, she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.."
and
 "Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!"

Courtesy of my cousin's Facebook page.