What do you call an afghan virgin
Never bin laid on.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine".
No wonder none of my friends went to the rugby world cup - LOL.
Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis.
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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